He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
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it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
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So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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