She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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