big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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