How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
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You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
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I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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