Your dad touched me again.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
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Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
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woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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