Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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