Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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