adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
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Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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