So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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