Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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