whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
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So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
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Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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