im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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