I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
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Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
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