I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
It's just like the Real World with babies
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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