I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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