girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
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after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
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I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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