sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
