its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Found the puke drawer
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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