and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
My pussy is not your playground.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
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