Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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