He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
