Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Randomize
