glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...