is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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