He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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