She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I know her cup size but not her name....
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