I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
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somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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Completed.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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