I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
We are all done wearing pants today
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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