I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
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Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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