My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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