ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
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Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
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Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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