"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
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