I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
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it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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