Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
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Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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