We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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