She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
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Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
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I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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