how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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