Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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