I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
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