After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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