Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
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YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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