It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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