And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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