You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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