She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
P.S. I can't hear my feet
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
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She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."