Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Randomize
