so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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