You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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