there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
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Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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