I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
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The air was thick with penises
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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