Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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