just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
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My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
His nipple licking is glorious
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