Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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